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Comish - The Cold Shoulder by TwilightSaint

Maybe I am not using this critique tool correctly, but I think I can give it a try anyway. Vision: If the theme or idea you are trying ...


Would you be my valentine by J4B
Would you be my valentine
Demona belongs to :iconobscenebarbie:
Bright belongs to me.
Made for her contest.
I`m bored and need something to draw.
I draw more than I post here, so don't be afraid to ask of things not seen in my gallery.

:iconfradarlin: has some good prices for awesome art for hire.
Check him out.
  • Mood: Daily Needs
  • Listening to: Various stuff
  • Reading: MLP comics
  • Watching: Princess Tutu
  • Playing: Rome Total War
  • Eating: Bread with cheese
  • Drinking: Water
A man walks into a bar, his walk is steady and his look is dangerous. A pair of sunglasses dons his head, shielding his eyes. The cameophlage jacket and the automatic gun hanging by his side indicate that the man has a military occupation, or at least he is a wannabe.

He gives the bartender a menacing look, straightens himself up and says out loud:
“I`ve come here to kick ass and chew bubblegum and I`m all out of bubblegum.”

The bartender who at the moment is currently washing a glass calmly looks at the man and says:
“Sir, if you got some beef with anyone, do you mind taking it outside? Otherwise I don’t have gum, but you can get an orange and a drink.”

The armed man scowled at the bartender, almost growled one could say:
“An orange, what would I do with an orange?”
He pauses a little bit as he stopped his actions to think:
“You know what, that isn’t such a bad idea.” He sits down and puts the gun on the table:
“A drink and an orange would do me good.”

The bartender pours the man a drink and hands him a handful of oranges.
As he took the drink, drank, peeled and orange and ate, the man could feel that his good senses returned and that he no longer had the need to fight.
He and the bartender then became good friends.

The moral of this story is that lack of fruit in your diet can make you cranky. Eating an orange is good for your health.
A man walks into a bar
A contest by: :iconjademacalla:
I took it as a challenge to see if I could write a little story about a picture.…


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I am not a good drawer, but I see myself as a white sheet whereas I can improve and become better. Thus, and critique that is based on what I can improve and how I can improve it is appreciated.

Being a bastard and saying bad things to me is not appreciated. Please refrain from doing so.

Favourite genre of music: Rock
Personal Quote: Kick reason to the curb and surpass the impossible!

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LlamaFreedom Featured By Owner Feb 11, 2015  New member
And a llama for you. :P (Lick) Also, can you throw the llama love my way and give me one too? :) (Smile) I'd surely appreciate it. :D (Big Grin)
xXNightshineXx Featured By Owner Oct 14, 2014  Hobbyist Artist
Thank you very much for the watch!  I highly appreciate you like my works.
Best regards from  Germany

PS: send you the Foto soon so you can use your skills on it 
J4B Featured By Owner Oct 14, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Just looking forward to see what else you can come up with.
asere Featured By Owner Sep 30, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Really glad you liked Life As Of Late! ^_^ Thank you for all the comments!
J4B Featured By Owner Sep 30, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Hehe, you're welcome.
CinnaPyre Featured By Owner Sep 14, 2014  Hobbyist
Happy 5 day late birthday to you! :D 
J4B Featured By Owner Sep 14, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Thank you! Much appreciated.
CinnaPyre Featured By Owner Sep 16, 2014  Hobbyist
Frost852 Featured By Owner Sep 7, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
scroll down trust me this will put a smile on your face, make your day, or help you <3 

Every night , someone thinks about you before they go to sleep,

At least fifteen people in this world love you.

The only reason someone would ever hate you is because they want to be just like you

There are at least two people in this world that would die for you

You mean the world to someone.

Someone that you don't even know exists loves you.

When you make the biggest mistake ever,something good comes from it.

When you think the world has turned its back on you, take a look.

Always remember the compliments you've received.

Forget the rude remarks.

So if you are a loving friend, send this to everyone on your list including the person that sent it to you.

Tonight at midnight your true love will realize they like you.

Something good will happen to you between 12 in the morning and four o'clock pm tomorrow, it could be anywere . Get ready for the biggest shock in your life

Do not break this chain. Send this to fifteen people in fifteen minutes !!

Make Someone else's day! Help get a smile on someone's face! Help someone out! <3 remember that your loved
F.R.I.E.N.D.S. 😉
= Fight for you 
= Respect you
= Involve you
= Encourage you
= Need you 
= Deserve you 
= Save you
moonsaber56 Featured By Owner Aug 9, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
happy birthday.
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